Moral Absolutes

Killing a homeless person in a van by the river
just to achieve an erection is wrong.

Having group sex in your parents living room
while they sleep upsstairs just to check off
two activities on your "Purity List" is wrong.

Masturbating to a borrowed copy of Elric is wrong,
especiallly if the guy who lent it to you catches
you in the act.

Telling someone who asks you to watch your language
at the grocery store "Fuck you and your kid, lady"
is wrong. Sorry about that.

Getting high and making an ass out of yourself at a
play is wrong, but it feels so right.

Soaking a wart in your roommate's drinking glass
is wrong.

Littering is wrong.

Not washing your hands after going to the bathroom (1 or 2)
is wrong.

Prefering Taco Bell to Taco John's or any other kind of
Mexican food is wrong.

Individually-wrapped cheese slices ... wrong.

Decaf. Wrong.

Neo-cons are wrong.

Sackless dems are wrong.

Intelligent design taught in school very wrong.