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Familiarity breeds contempt ... and how!

People are sick, stupid, weak pieces of shit. I've always thought so. And yet I have always believed in the quality of mercy, that humanity is our business and that the only real purpose of the state is to defend the general welfare of its citizens. But anyone who deals with people as part of their job soon learns that there is a clear tendency in the human heart to just not give a shit after a while. It's the same in reporting as customer service, too. People want you to solve all their problems for them because they don't have the fucking brains to keep themselves from getting screwed. They don't have the sense to stick together or read the fine print or just not click the links in a suspicious email. Fuckers.
I really feel the old dichotomy of human existence when people press me for sympathy. How dare they? I've got limited resources too and anyone who wants part of what I've got, my bare minimum for survival then they are fucking with MY ability to barelyn scrape by emotionally. I resent it, frankly. It makes me hate them and that makes me hate myself.

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

The air in a bag of chips has a purpose

I was talking to this stupid piece of detritus today at work who was complaining about how much air there is in a bag of chips.
"Like when you go to the store and buy Ruffles and get them home and open them up, like half the bag is empty. It's all air. What a rip off!"
It really just doesn't occur to some people that the air in a bag of chips is there to make sure that your bag of chips aren't a bag ful of potato  crumbs by the time they get to you. All that air turns a bag of chips into a fluffy pillow that helps protect the chips. That air has a raison d'etre unlike most bimbos I know.
Now, I don't mind so much that a lot of people don't get that right away, becuase, let's face it, who thinks about this stuff at all? But by the time the thought gets halfway to your inbred lips, you think you'd have it figured out. But to actually go on bitching about something this inane like you just discovered the root of evil is beyond me. If people put a tenth of the effort into fixing the world, we wouldn't be knee deep in shit all the time.  

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The least among us

The events of the last 8 days in America's Gulf Coast have reminded us all just how little Americans actually give a shit about the poor in this country. We were all more than happy to juist let the poor rot and if a hundred had died in New Orleans or even 500 or a 1000 we might have considered it acceptable. But when close to 10,000 people are fucked mightily by a city, state and federal system that clearly doesn't care and bodies are floating in city street on our TV screens where our children can see them .... well, suddenly it hits us just how greedy and uncaring this country has become.
It is no secret that New Orleans is home to thousands of poor black folks who wouldn't CHOOSE to stay, but would be FORCED by circumstances to stay in the path of the storm. Most of them would have survived too if the levy system hadn't failed. This is a confluence of issues resulting in death and displacement on a massive scale.
Hopefully, the sleeping masses of unfeeling, unthinking Americans will wake up a little and see that the greatest nation on earth has been kidding itself for some time. The way we treat "the least of us" is how any great nation is truly judged and when it comes to treating the least of us, this country has always treated them the same way that a baby treats its diapers.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."