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Monday, July 25, 2005

Behold ye unbelievers and tremble ... with laughter



Omigod! This MUST be the sure proof that God is indeed
watching over the United States because it couldn't just
be an optical illusion! Tyler Uetz of Iowa CCI sent me this.
Apparently, this "gem" has been circulating around the
Internet to prove, among other things, that God prefers
the United States of America over every other nation on
Earth. Clearly, othewise you could see Sundogs when you
hand any large piece of translucent clothe between you
and the sun.

Some of the other things proved by this flag and the hubbub
surrounding it are: Americans are a bunch of fucking cavemen
with little to no science background and that anyone who
thinks that "cross" looks cross-like enough to be sent from
heaven is also a fucking caveman with about a sixth grade
science education.

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