Quest for Fire Boy (1998)

My one and only failure
is the sight of your genitalia.
It’s a primary sexual stimulus,
Don’t blame me for gettin’ curious.
I’m just a Neanderthal who can’t say no,
to making love at the water hole!
When you’re drinking, with your friends,
I can see, your rear-ends.
Gets me thinking, “Now’s my chance!
to have some fun and grab some ass!”

Prehistorically, that is
Natural selection
No protection

Australopithecus, Homo Erectus,
Neolithic, Pleistocene,
Evolution is a hell of a scene!