Keeping candy out of the school and other great acts of former presidents

In the tradition of many great former presidents, Bill Clinton is
using his influence to help our nation's children make smarter
choices at the vending machine by making sure that smart
choices are all there are at the vending machine.

You see, when Republicans retire, it's to play golf or take
their place on the boards of all the corporations they did
the bidding for while in office. Then you get former presidents
like Jimmy Carter and Clinton who use their connections to
build houses, make peace and otherwise help their nation
and world become a better place.

Sometimes, all it takes is for someone with the rocks to get
something done to get off their laurels and ask for a little help
from citizens and corporations.