Now I'm screwed

I just picked up my Cox DVR box today. It will record two programs while I watch a third recording or InDemand program. Now I'm fucked. I'll never get up from in front of this TV. Though I am hopeful really. I'm hopeful that if I record everything I want to watch for later viewing that I'll actually have no good reason to actually watch TV as it's broadcast at me. Then upon reflection, I'll see that I really don't need to watch that episode of "30-Minute Meals" where Rachel Ray makes little mini meatloafs instead of one great honking big one. On a side note, if you needed Rachel Ray to tell you you could do that, then you should just live off dog food because you are a god damned idiot.