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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Your mouth is an immature orifice


I work with this guy Sean. Sean is a huge asshole. Every time I talk about making a good quick Italian meal by sauteeing a few onions, some garlic and clams into a fine sauce, he cracks on it because he can't stand seafood. I can see appreciate if a guy don't like seafood. But the vast majority of humanity does. Therefore, one has to admit the legitimacy of seafood. At least have the minimal brain power to acknowldge that you are the effin' minority, Dickhead, and that you have the pallate of a child, bitch.

Mussels, clams, shrimp, oysters, fish of all kinds rock ... fuck yeah!

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