Hey, did you see the Olympics last night?

Yeah, me neither. I totally respect the Olympics
as an ideal, but in the actual watching of it ... not
so much. I can't seem to get myself to tune into
four douchebags snowboarding as an Olympic
event. It seems more like something four drunk
frat boys would do. Why not hand out Olympic
gold for the person who can do the biggest beer
bong in Torino? Makes about as much sense. How
about an Olympic fattening team? Then I could win
me a medal. Though with my luck, I'd only get a bronze.

Bronze is a bitch metal, man, it's practically an insult.