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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The One

There is this new girl at work who has an accent just like Salma Hayek. That's just mad hot, dude. She seems pretty cute. I say "seems" because any woman is going seem cute if she is the only offering in a room full of geeks. No offense to the ladies, but nature definitely works to your advantage on that score. Let's face it, straight men will fuck men when there are no women around. Pieces of furniture, meat, animals. So... make of that what you will.

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