Happy Birfday!

I cannot imagine what it must be like to have
something come out of you that is personally
repellent. Sure, I've blown me nose, tossed my cookies
and exploded from any number of orifices only to find
myself shocked at the contents. But I can honestly say
that no matter how disgusting the results, I could at
least take a bit of pride in the knowledge that that
thing came from inside me and while disgusting is
still a fascinating product of the wierd, wild world
of biology.

No, I think I'll have to ask my mother about this one.