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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Nebraska Cornhusker fans can suck it

I try to be enlightened. Unfortunately, the same thing cannot be
said for fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. They just don't freaking
get it. This primarily because most of them aren't sports fans in
general, they're just the kind of fair weather low lifes who leech off
of someone elses success hoping it will boost them up just a
little bit. As if the successes of a bunch of 19-year-old college
students from other states can make Mavis the waitress and
Joe the truck driver winners when they run a little ball down a field.
That kind of success doesn't lift us all up.

Now, inventing the digital computer or flight, that is something
everyone can be proud of if you are lucky enough to live in one
of those states.

Nebraska fans think anyone who just doesn't give a shit about
Husker games is jealous. It's amazing. Arguing with these
dumb fucks is like trying to talk about particle physics with ...
well, these people I guess. Though to be fair, I wouldn't be
surprised if there are one or two particle physicists who are
Big Red fans. I would, however, be stunned gormless if they
didn't have massive emotional problems to boot.

Every time the Huskers play, life stops in Nebraska ... if you can
what you find here life. It's mostly just meat buffets and call
centers punctuated by angry retard strength road rage on the
local beltway.

Fuck the Huskers, but more importantly, fuck Husker fans.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Fuck You, your a fucking dumd ass and my Dad is a truck driver and a big Husker fan and he ain't a low life you city piece of shit. the Huskers are back on track and as for life stoppimg when they play, you damn right. as it should. you should learn to shut your mouth by blowing a goat.

Greg Jerrett said...

Touche

Unknown said...

Man, did a husker fan run over your puppy or something ? I'm glad that you have found a medium in which to vent your pent up anger. Trust me, being a husker fan and growing up in Nebraska, none of your ranting contains any truth. All you are doing is making yourself look stupid.

Here are some examples.

1 "them (Husker fans) aren't sports fans in
general, they're just the kind of fair weather low lifes who leech off
of someone elses success hoping it will boost them up just a
little bit"

false. I haven't met a fan yet that isn't a sports fan in general. I have no idea what you are talking about.

2. "Nebraska fans think anyone who just doesn't give a shit about
Husker games is jealous."


false. I have plenty of co-workers that couldn't care less about Husker football. Some even hate the huskers. I couldn't care less.

3. "I would, however, be stunned gormless if they
didn't have massive emotional problems to boot."

After reading your blog...we are the one's with emotional problems ?


4. "Fuck the Huskers, but more importantly, fuck Husker fans."

See my response to number 3.

Greg Jerrett said...

Yes Cory "Puppy Smasher" Ogren , you are the one with the problem.

"did a husker fan run over your puppy or something"

You need to get a new catch phrase asshole. I am way too smart to not be able to connect these dots.

Whats your fuckin problem with puppies any way you sociopath?

How's your whore wife you cuckold "look it it up in a dictionary, bitch. Heard she's back at the Shitpareil taking things down a notch, you faggot.

What happened, get caught flying drunk asshole?

Long story short you scrawny weak-assed cunt hair is any time you wanna sack up and "do the man dance" you can get my number from your bitch ass wife and we can see whose puppy gets smashed you filthy coward.

HSKURZ said...

What team is your favorite, how about favorite sport, no power eating is not a sport. You still butt fucking your sister? Hopefully in between meals you can come up with some more witty shit to post on your lame blog. I hope you choke on some Nebraska beef you fat lop of shit!

Greg Jerrett said...

So am I right in assuming "Nebraska Cornhusker fans can suck it" made you angry? You should read "Better dead than 'Go Big Red.'" As published in The Daily Nonpareil, an Omaha World Herald owned paper. You know who liked THAT one? The publisher of the Omaha World Herald. He hates the Huskers. Not me. Huskers are actually the people who go to school at UNL. They're OK. I just think their fans are dickheads. It's pretty obvious you didn't go to college there or anywhere else or you wouldn't have gotten so angry about a three year old blog post.

lordmartin said...

wow, hell of a blog. I live in Ne and i have to deal with crybaby fans all time. ALWAYS making an excuse if they lose, and #1 on the list the refs cheated. #1 Reason why I dont like the cornholers are their fans. in the media they are protrayed as the best fans in the nation, ha. Must just be inside the stadium. Huskers fans are down right dirty. Now theres nothing wrong with loving your team, Im a horns and yes we do suck this year, but they still me team. I never make excuses for losing. A real team doesnt make excuses they make changes. Pelini goes on on refs at the texas a&m game for what cause his team was getting penalites left and right and with just cause. Only one bad call and that was the roughing the passer call other than that, the game was called right down the middle, buuuuuut noooooo, fans running the mouth we were cheated ha. how bout dont turn the ball over, how bout being able to run the ball, how bout not kicking players ro false starting or going offsides hmmmmmm. How bout take some responsiblity and blaming ya team not the refs. Husker fans are a joke. They full of bitchassness

Anonymous said...

All I know, Nebraska thought they beat the OSU Tonight. After the NCAA suspended half the key players and coach Tressell, There is no team. NCAA sucked the life out of the team. OSU Football is history for this year. They are.just going through the motions.




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