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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Here's my thing about The Crocodile Hunter


The Crocodile Hunter ... a guy who was kinda
askin' for it, don't ya think?
The death of Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin
at the hands (stinger?) of a stingray is not
remotely tragic. Now, I'm not glad the guy
is dead or anything sadistic like that, it just
seems to me that if you live by the sword and die
by the sword, that's just business as usual,
not a tragedy. In this case, Steve Irwin made
his living taunting animals. He'd get as close
as he could to them until they attacked him.
That's what animals do. It's not a secret. They
are afraid that anything that gets too close to
them is going to attack, kill and maybe eat them.
It's polite to keep your distance.

Sometimes Irwin would get bitten or clawed or spat at
and that was OK. Most were warning shots. Nature can
be a bit forgiving. In this one particular instance,
an animal got the better of Irwin and he died.

There are all kinds of wildlife experts in the world
who risk their lives to show us couch potatoes
the world around us. Mostly they take precautions
to keep sharks and crocs and elephants from
messing them up too bad. Irwin's behaviorpretty
much crossed the line from getting a good
look at various animals into baiting them.

And he did this for money, ratings and fame.

So feel sad for his passing if you must just
don't act like jokes at his expense are "too soon"
after the event to be tasteful. Right now, there
are a bunch of crocodiles pissed off at the uppity
stingray for getting there first.

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