I still don't like cats

Amazing cat adventure ends in joyful reunion with dumbass owner. I don't mind that people like cats as pets. Frankly, every personality demands a different sort of pet with different attributes that fulfill the pet owner. I probably should be a cat person. If I had two cats, they could play with each other and take care of themselves all day without me feeling guilty about not being home with them much. But I like dogs and I don't think I am responsible enough or emotionally available enough to take care of a dog.

For some odd reason, cat people seem needier than dog people, which is strange since most cats aren't naturally giving. They are takers.