More Fun with SpankGoat

spankgoat (8:54:52 PM): hello greg jerrett
GregJerrett (8:55:11 PM): what's up, B?
GregJerrett (8:55:38 PM): did you get those tracks
spankgoat (8:55:49 PM): not much...i just gave in and payed for a song on itunes
GregJerrett (8:55:50 PM): i cant ever send just one or two
GregJerrett (8:56:04 PM): you are a corp whore
spankgoat (8:56:05 PM): yes i did, they were good songs
GregJerrett (8:56:29 PM): I'm glad you liked them, they are some good 80s shit that most people have never heard
GregJerrett (8:56:36 PM): i dug the ones you sent me too,
GregJerrett (8:56:48 PM): I rely on young fellers to keep me au currant
GregJerrett (8:56:54 PM): that's French
GregJerrett (8:57:09 PM): did you hear Jerry is moving BACK to Germany
spankgoat (8:57:26 PM): oh is he?
GregJerrett (8:57:37 PM): yeah, his last day is the 12th apparently
spankgoat (8:57:46 PM): hmmm...
GregJerrett (8:57:51 PM): because, as I said, he's moving back to his fucking homeland
GregJerrett (8:57:58 PM): Germany
GregJerrett (8:58:06 PM): where he apparently speaks the language
GregJerrett (8:58:10 PM): and yet...
GregJerrett (8:58:35 PM): when I asked him two simple questions in German: wie gehts and wo bist du?
spankgoat (8:59:06 PM): i find it better not to question jerry too much regarding his lies...
GregJerrett (8:59:09 PM): he just looked at me like a fucking dog looks at you when you stare at it and whistle
GregJerrett (8:59:34 PM): i asked him how are you? and where are you?
GregJerrett (8:59:44 PM): it's day one in any German class ... that fuck
spankgoat (9:00:19 PM): it's going to be difficult programming firewalls for hospitals from Germany...
GregJerrett (9:00:42 PM): yeah, but it will be easyto play World of Warcraft
GregJerrett (9:00:52 PM): i bet
spankgoat (9:01:05 PM): apparently it's always easy to play WOW
GregJerrett (9:01:10 PM): one day I'll run into him at Dragons Lair buying Hentai
GregJerrett (9:01:16 PM): the new phones at work rock so fucking hard I was bleeding from the eyes
GregJerrett (9:01:19 PM): and the ears
spankgoat (9:01:37 PM): that's a lot of rock
GregJerrett (9:01:54 PM): you're God damn right it is
spankgoat (9:02:04 PM): tentacle rape hentai
GregJerrett (9:02:23 PM): yeah
GregJerrett (9:02:43 PM): Sailor Moon fucking Trigun cartoon porn from the orient
GregJerrett (9:02:48 PM): hot stuff
GregJerrett (9:03:07 PM): i havent been to sleep yet today since I got off
GregJerrett (9:03:19 PM): I'm very tired
spankgoat (9:03:28 PM): are you off tonight?
GregJerrett (9:04:01 PM): oh yeah...I'm gonna eat a baked potato then spank it and pass out... now that's a night's sleep you can't buy
spankgoat (9:04:27 PM): take that nyquil...
GregJerrett (9:05:09 PM): maybe a big turkey sndwich with a big glass of milk after a nice swim and a big fat doob
spankgoat (9:05:20 PM): itunes has like 100 smashing pumpkins b-sides/rarities...that's probably more songs than all of the smashing pumpkins albums put together...
GregJerrett (9:05:26 PM): that would be some sleep that is better than sex
GregJerrett (9:05:38 PM): yeah you right
spankgoat (9:06:01 PM): turkey sandwiches don't make me tired, but just plain turkey does...
spankgoat (9:06:12 PM): like thanksgiving turkey...
GregJerrett (9:06:24 PM): I am gonna have to get one of those t-shirts that says I {heart} cox
GregJerrett (9:06:42 PM): i went in for me interview today at 3
GregJerrett (9:06:54 PM): took then test, passed of course
spankgoat (9:06:55 PM): how'd it go?
GregJerrett (9:07:09 PM): they offered me the job right there
GregJerrett (9:07:17 PM): of course I told them to fuck off
GregJerrett (9:07:24 PM): I'm an Earthlink man, I said
GregJerrett (9:07:32 PM): I'll die at West
GregJerrett (9:07:52 PM): who needs 13 an hour plus incentives, free cable and internet
GregJerrett (9:07:54 PM): right?
spankgoat (9:08:04 PM): you always did say west was your one true love
GregJerrett (9:08:16 PM): yeah, it's even better than Hentai
GregJerrett (9:08:27 PM): I want to have Dave Dimmit's love child
spankgoat (9:08:38 PM): so when do you start at cox?
GregJerrett (9:09:03 PM): the real question is when WAS my last night at ELK?
GregJerrett (9:09:15 PM): am I right?
GregJerrett (9:09:23 PM): cause that would be last night!
GregJerrett (9:09:31 PM): march 13 is when training begins
spankgoat (9:10:07 PM): you're not going to go in to talk smack to the customers?
spankgoat (9:10:17 PM): not even for a little while?
GregJerrett (9:10:23 PM): hmmm, maybe
GregJerrett (9:10:34 PM): i mostly just feel sorry for them now
spankgoat (9:10:35 PM): you could say "fuck" on the phone...
spankgoat (9:10:40 PM): the new phone...
GregJerrett (9:10:52 PM): but I would get recorded if I said FUCK
GregJerrett (9:11:03 PM): last night, they couldn't monitor us at all
spankgoat (9:11:14 PM): why not?
GregJerrett (9:11:52 PM): cause it was all fucked up
GregJerrett (9:12:12 PM): the phones worked pretty good, but they just had some bugs to work out
spankgoat (9:12:47 PM): well i CAN'T WAIT for friday so i can use them
GregJerrett (9:13:15 PM): yeah right, it's like wearing a golden leash
GregJerrett (9:13:33 PM): but they did add little extention cords for the phone jacks
GregJerrett (9:13:46 PM): so you will be able to get accidentally disconnected, just like the old days
spankgoat (9:15:58 PM): considering 3/4 of the headsets have broken clips
GregJerrett (9:16:08 PM): its pretty plausible
GregJerrett (9:16:24 PM): i get my free internet and cable right away though
GregJerrett (9:16:44 PM): in fact, I called in to upgrade to premium, figured i could pay for it for the next two weeks and they couldnt do it.
GregJerrett (9:16:52 PM): they apologized and oemed me
GregJerrett (9:16:58 PM): i felt like an earthlink customer
GregJerrett (9:17:02 PM): fucked in the ass
spankgoat (9:17:03 PM): do you get faster internet than what you have currently?
GregJerrett (9:17:22 PM): oh yeah. free premium, free digital cable
GregJerrett (9:17:43 PM): i got shit to download, man, i need the premium
spankgoat (9:17:51 PM): what about phone?
GregJerrett (9:18:00 PM): there's about 9 gigs of Justice League out there with my name on it
GregJerrett (9:18:08 PM): i dont need phone, but it's free too
GregJerrett (9:20:14 PM): i might show up saturday to fulfill my promise about going off on the phone for everyone's amusement, but i'm looking forward to two weeks off with my digital cable and high speed internet.
GregJerrett (9:20:35 PM): promise me that we will always be friends though, OK?
GregJerrett (9:20:53 PM): OKAY?!
spankgoat (9:24:40 PM): ok
spankgoat (9:24:46 PM): we will always be friends
spankgoat (9:24:58 PM): forever
GregJerrett (9:25:06 PM): aw fuck it
GregJerrett (9:25:39 PM): I'm about ready to pass out. I just logged on to check me email and start my torrents
GregJerrett (9:26:08 PM): but I better go now. I will send you some more songs if you like. you can always erase the ones you hate
GregJerrett (9:26:20 PM): and please send me some more stuff too
spankgoat (9:26:40 PM): alright
spankgoat (9:26:46 PM): talk to you later
GregJerrett (9:26:53 PM): later B