Omaha is a Shithole

I can't believe no one has ever said that, according to Google. Now they have. All there is to do in Omaha is eat. It's like a small town that is growing way too fast for it's own good. The people are hicks. The bars close at one. The cops harass honest purveyors of porn. They try to annex everything they can get their hands on like it's the Sudetenland. Cool zoo, I suppose, but other than that, good luck finding living theater or more than one single theater that shows independent films. Oh and great comic shops, but other than that, everyone is either 18 and under or 35 and older.