I try to be enlightened. Unfortunately, the same thing cannot be
said for fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. They just don't freaking
get it. This primarily because most of them aren't sports fans in
general, they're just the kind of fair weather low lifes who leech off
of someone elses success hoping it will boost them up just a
little bit. As if the successes of a bunch of 19-year-old college
students from other states can make Mavis the waitress and
Joe the truck driver winners when they run a little ball down a field.
That kind of success doesn't lift us all up.
Now, inventing the digital computer or flight, that is something
everyone can be proud of if you are lucky enough to live in one
of those states.
Nebraska fans think anyone who just doesn't give a shit about
Husker games is jealous. It's amazing. Arguing with these
dumb fucks is like trying to talk about particle physics with ...
well, these people I guess. Though to be fair, I wouldn't be
surprised if there are one or two particle physicists who are
Big Red fans. I would, however, be stunned gormless if they
didn't have massive emotional problems to boot.
Every time the Huskers play, life stops in Nebraska ... if you can
what you find here life. It's mostly just meat buffets and call
centers punctuated by angry retard strength road rage on the
local beltway.
Fuck the Huskers, but more importantly, fuck Husker fans.