Review: W

Surprisingly even handed portrait of still president Bush lacking the massive attack I was hoping for from Oliver Stone. I'm sure conservatives will hate this movie because it isn't laudatory and some liberals might not dig it because it isn't damning enough. That might just be what makes this movie a fitting tribute to a 3rd rate prez, but not a good film. Save your money; wait for the DVD.

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Review: Appaloosa

Short story: Rocks. Long story: Rooooooocks. This western has a traditional storyline with a revisionist look&feel that's like a warm bath for the mind punctuated with dapples of gunfire & a supcong of uniquely western romance. Only downside is Renee Zellweiger's bright white ass in one scene but it was entirely organic to the plot. 7 out of 10 whatevers.

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Review: Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist is the most unfathomably boring & pointless hipster teen romance I have EVER seen. The most unbelievable part of this movie-besides anyone wanting to screw the protagonists- is that it's based on a book. What a monumental POS that must have been. Movies like this are what make red-staters needlessly hate New York. Rent After Hours or High Fidelity instead.